Gents,
Following the re-birth of the After-Match report, I will be publishing recommendations on the back of the Captains' comments.
Starting with:
Mike (Skipper/Old Yin) (The Mongoose) & Ronnie G (Very Old Yin) (The Rooster)- Use your combined years of experience (60?) and stick-in.
NOTE FOR SKIPPER: You are showing your age with your report. Davy Jones? Who is he? Is he related to Indiana?
Cooney (The Crow)- Stick to what you are recognised for, and not what you think you are recognised for.
David (Tony the Tiger)- Same as Cooney.
Doolan (The Donkey)- Protect, and then play. If you want to bat higher up the order, then you need to do this.
Ketan (The Cat)- Seek sponsorship with Rowntrees/Nestle.
Robbie (The Rhino)- Ask for an advance from the family vault. I can't recall ever seeing your wallet. Can David confirm if Robbie has a wallet, or not?
Chatts (the Cheetah)- Improved performance needed next week. Cooney the Chimpanzee is on your trail.
Josh (the Jackal)- Keep the bowling straight. The Squirrel may have the stamina for a half-marathon, but he ain't going to run after poor bowling (unless there's a packet of KP Dry-roasted at the end).
Good performance yesterday boys. The real test for us comes next week. Remember, we win as a team. Individual performances are great to see at times, but we all need to play our part this week.
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3 comments:
totally agree wit u cyril but where did chimpanzee come from??
Cooney,
Use of alliteration here. If you wish you can be renamed any of the following:
Cooney the Coot
Cooney the Cuckoo
Cooney the Chihuahua
Cooney the Coyote
Cooney the Camel
Cooney the crocodile.
Let us know what one you prefer. See you at training (at some point) on Tuesday.
Mike
For all of you who dont know who Davy Jones is, He is from the Pirates of the Caribean Movie.
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